Dirty talk

I was given a phone with a voicemail box today and so I had to set up my greeting, which I knew I would hate. At 826, I refused to record my own message so when you called me you got someone else's voice. But I couldn't do it at this place since I was new and they still had to think I was normal before I started being weird.

I don't like the sound of my voice. It's a bit deep, husky sometimes. And, on the right occassion, sounds quite like a valley girl with all the lilts in the right places. So, I recorded my message and heard it played back to me. All deep and low and, really, kinda sexy. I couldn't think if it was funny or inappropriate to have a sex-phone-operator-style voicemail box greeting. I left it.